Summon a Pastrami Into Being and Feel the Power of a Titan Course Through You

Pastrami is the meat of kings and king of meats. All other meats are very good, but fall short on the actual Being Pastrami metric. Aside from the several days of waiting to cure, pastrami is a super simple and shockingly easy endeavor. And really, the waiting just turns the whole enterprise into tantric deli.

Get out there and make a whole pastrami, because you’re wonderful.